Wherein we learn Hollywood marketing, film ‘criticism’ and religion make a heady brew of AWESOME! I challenge you not to laugh, also only 4 out of 10 in the US accept the theory of evolution and they say Avatar was successful, it’s got nothing on this ‘Bible’ franchise!
26 February, 2010 at 10:46 pm
We all love a man who giveth us light! Light is good 🙂
26 February, 2010 at 10:51 pm
Verily sister, praise shall be given unto the bringer of light for he is Good and shall defeat the forces of short wires in ceiling fittings!
27 February, 2010 at 12:54 am
Halleluyah and send me the money today! We take cash. We take jewelry. We take credit cards.
More seriously, how did they get so many important actors to appear in such a cheezeball film?
“A film never to be forgotten”
LOL
27 February, 2010 at 1:04 am
More seriously, how did they get so many important actors to appear in such a cheezeball film?
-Money!
Well my memory is hazy on this never to be forgotten film, was it based on a book or was ‘The Bible’ a novelisation of the film? Maybe Alan Dean Foster wrote it?
27 February, 2010 at 1:47 am
My two fave stats about the USA
1) Every Jan 1st, 3 of 10 polled say they expect the rapture and second coming of Christ in the year ahead. Regular as clockwork.
2) Proportion of US citizens that own a valid passport: 13%
27 February, 2010 at 1:54 am
1) So this is a genius scam
http://www.mainstreet.com/article/lifestyle/all-dogs-dont-go-heaven-post-rapture-pet-care?page=1
2) Thus the need to make all the planet US territory, imperialism as passport administration savings scheme, Tea Baggers/Party rejoice at small government…
27 February, 2010 at 2:02 am
i’ve seen that pet post-rapture service thingy before. Smart call, i say.
And i have to admit it. I’ve seen the 1966 movie “The Bible”, too. i was young and it must have been around Easter time.
27 February, 2010 at 2:07 am
Me too, one of those incredibly long afternoon features in a holiday season. Now it’s all Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter, kids today, bah!
27 February, 2010 at 3:47 am
BAH!
28 February, 2010 at 10:56 pm
I was too young to understand words when the movie was out, but I doubt my parents would have dragged me to such a snorefest anyway.
28 February, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Jeebus no! I meant saw it on tv, usually on bank holidays, easter, xmas these loooonnnggg epics turn up, usually involving Charlton Heston in some capacity, which reminds me of a wonderful song…
3 March, 2010 at 3:47 am
In this glorious country, Charlton Heston was used to bore us senseless in that great epic yawnathon, The Ten Commandments.