Will Santa Be Bringing Death From Above This Year?

Three separate and independent parties have mentioned the NORAD Santa tracker to me with glowing silliness. They scowl at me like I just fist fucked Tiny Tim to death when I point out this is a PR exercise by the US military who otherwise are massacring people across the Earth with drones. They even enjoy recounting how it says he just overflew Afghanistan and Pakistan, not countries known for celebrating a Christian holiday but countries currently experiencing widespread intervention by our military, funny that eh? Here are two pictures of what a drone strike does to children-

But it’s Christmas‘ they say,’ be nice!‘ I am quite happy to be nice but fucking NORAD started it, when the military pushes into this season of peace on earth and goodwill to all men™ I am not the one in the wrong by pushing back. Oddly I really don’t remember much in the Bible about Jesus Hoo Haa-ing awesome air strikes. Why is it left to this atheist to remind these festive sorts that the birthday thing they are all allegedly celebrating was for a figure who other than kicking the ass of bankers was not in favour of war or summary execution by remote controlled flying robot.

A local official and a tribal source said 49 civilians, including 23 women and 17 children, were killed in that air strike. The civilian casualties sparked protests in Abyan and two people were killed by twin explosions after one such protest on Monday.

This is the way kewwwllll snuff video game young people are taught they are being heroic for playing on-

And the SantaTracker is just a bit of fun. Similar Santa silliness was the only response by US proxy Colombia when Venezuela spotted a drone in their airspace, the Empire never rests from being on the make, including PR efforts which allow their aggressive spying to be dismissed with a silly news item level of off handedness. Seems the real face of Santa might be that offered by Futurama-


He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you’re on the can,
He’ll hunt you down and blast your ass
From here to Pakistan

You better not breathe,
You better not move,
You’re better off dead I’m telling you dude
Santa Claus is gunning you down

12 Responses to “Will Santa Be Bringing Death From Above This Year?”

  1. otto Says:

    me reminded of the scene in the Michael Moore Farenheit911 movie of the tank souljas telling us all about the deathmetal soundtracked shits’n’giggles they had with their triggerbuttons.

  2. RickB Says:

    The ‘Generation Kill’ book (not seen the tv version yet) by Evan Wright is pretty good for that as well, now the kids can commute to air con arcades with coke machines and canteens, hmm time for a song

  3. earwicga Says:

    I very much doubt that any parent thinks of santa with “glowing silliness”. In actual fact it is me that has worked for the money to buy presents from an imaginary MAN. That really fucks me off. And, tracking santa is a good way to get kids to bed and sleep when the imaginary MAN is in their vicinity.

    And have you thought that when parents look at the map with all countries on they have the chance to mention the horrific wars being commited in our names? No of course you don’t. Get your fucking facts a little more in order when you take it on yourself to criticise parents with your insults.

    • earwicga Says:

      Sorry, that was a little short tempered. It’s been a very long day today and Christmas Day always starts before it gets light and is the longest day of the year!

  4. RickB Says:

    Hey no worries, and using it as a way to talk about global conflicts would be good, nicely undermines their aim.

  5. Carlos Says:

    Norad tracking Santa is definitely a cute idea… at least the part of actually seeing supposedly Santa approaching.

    Question is: Why does it have to be linked to the military. I mean, I know why. It’s just more propaganda for the little ones…

    Of course this could be done instead of pushing the military agenda, with the air traffic controllers of local airports, who knows.

    It really pisses me off that they do not let a single opportunity go by, even the birth of Jesus, to push their death and carnage.

  6. libhomo Says:

    You better watch out or Satan Claus won’t give you any cheap plastic crap from China next year.

  7. otto Says:

    or lard

  8. RickB Says:

    MMMmmm, lardy soap in a plastic dish from China, the perfect gift! And that is no joke, think about all the ‘gift sets’ of dodgy soap in presentation boxes that will be exchanged this year, probably from people who were given it last year and want to get rid, the circle of life!

    • earwicga Says:

      It’s always best to make a note of who has given you the gift before it goes into the recycled gift box. I’m pretty sure I’ve given the same gift back to the giver in the past.

  9. RickB Says:

    That’s gifting karma at work.


Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: