Carnival of Socialism- Halloween Special!

cshhSoil yourself in abject terror! For while the Godly forces of good, common sense neoliberalism feed public wealth into the hands of kindly capitalists to keep their financial houses going EVIL lefties gather and plot such horrors as -Healthcare, Welfare, Social Justice, Peace and Human Rights. Come with me on a terrifying journey into the heart of darkness of this global conspiracy that threatens bankers’ multi million dollar bonuses, every friendly arms dealer’s priceless collection of snuff porn and threatens the very business of Earth upon which we depend with its dangerous ideas of ecological ‘facts’. And remember if you hear a whisper from behind you of ‘People Not Profits’ run as if your very life depended on it and never, ever look back for no-one can gaze upon the face of Satan and live!

Hark but who is that stumbling through the graveyard, it is Zombie Lenin and rustling through the eaves the wind whispers debates of democratic centralism, Louis Proyect muses about John Molyneux on party democracy, previously Harpymarx had thoughts and discussion. While David Semple gets all Five Point Plan-y. And The Soul of a Man Under Capitalism.

Quick run to the television and turn it off, like Halloween 3 The Season of the Witch or Pulse,there is a dangerous signal coming from it- Equal Rights for Palestinians! Don’t whatever you do visit Jews Sans Frontieres and write a letter in support of The Daily Show!

But be careful that letter doesn’t get into the hands of The Postman (well it terrified me at least), in fact any Posties, male or female may be filthy trade unionists, attempting to serve the public instead of help corporations make greater profits as is our Holy Duty. Socialist Worker went to a depot Socialist Unity had A Striking Postal Worker speak out! A Very Public Sociologist had the Socialist Party’s leaflet- Victory to the Postal Workers!

And then more co-operation, or should we call it what is- conspiracy! Like an invading hive minded alien presence the Green Party and Respect won’t pointlessly fight each other-

…the fact that both Caroline Lucas and Salma Yaqoob have indicated that if both were elected to Parliament they could work closely together was extremely persuasive. Salma’s support for Green candidates in the North West and West Midlands at the recent European elections trumped concerns that others in Respect campaigned against us.

The Green Left welcome it, Oh Noes!!!! Will divide and rule fail to stem this tide? They’ll start admiring human dynamo Evo Morales next and his Ten Commandments (of evil!). And like a Cannibal Holocaust even noble coups are not running to plan anymore but the odd resolution is…odd and *Gulp* lefty subversives are showing the IMF they can run countries better than neoliberals! (But hey Hugo, better to be a character in Michael Moore’s jokes than hang with Ahmadinejad). And here’s Matt Sellwood Green Parliamentary candidate for Hackney North and Stoke Newington further showing how green lefties work (at work)! Quick buy a Hummer now and eat lots of meat before they save the planet from us!

Stei091008What of the Haunted House of Horrors of Afghanistan? Have demons possessed our brave boys™ they admire and agree with war resistor Joe Glenton, it’s a liberal conspiracy!. And like a bad sequel what have we done to Pakistan? Analysis by Muhammad Idrees Ahmad. And Poppies, Third Estate, Harpy, Me.

Luckily our wise leaders have ensured the dangerous masses are correctly labelled, Domestic Extremists and given top assasin propagandist a job protecting the Thick Blue Line.

Now beware a Marxist Zombie, muse on Feminism and Vampires and while Manchester saw off the EDL, Wrexham needs you or canvas for John McDonnell.

And finally beware lefties with allen keys this night…


17 Responses to “Carnival of Socialism- Halloween Special!”

  1. libhomo Says:

    You win. I’m spooked.

  2. RickB Says:

    And also beware Alan Keyes!

  3. Dave Semple Says:

    Love it, very well done! The only thing you missed was a Lord Tebbit-featuring Night of the Living Dead.

  4. RickB Says:

    Thanks Dave, ah yes a terrible omission as he was the backbone of living dead films for decades, notably the only zombie who ever got on his own bike!

  5. Madam Miaow Says:

    Tee hee! Very seasonal, Rick. Everything about politics nowadays looks scary to me.

  6. RickB Says:

    Well indeed Mme. Miaow, I was thinking how would I feel if New Labour survive the next election and I concluded, a little relieved but not at all pleased. The devil you know is not much of a prospect.

  7. HarpyMarx Says:

    Thanks for the inclusion. Twas very seasonal (though am writing this on the 1st of November). Well, the next election it seems the undead will rise and shuffle along in the corridors of power after 13 years….

  8. Proper Tidy Says:

    Thanks for the link to the Wrexham Communities Against Racism facebook page, Rick. EDL have now formally announced planned demo in Wrexham on November 21st but no time or venue yet. WCAR will make an announcement of details early next week.


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  10. Seán Says:

    Thanks for the link.

    Btw, this guy looks like he’s escaped from a Hammer Horror film:

    • RickB Says:

      Jeebus, he really fucking does! So sad David Lucas, the nazi shitbag has been arrested, yet notice the text does not say ‘terrorism’ anywhere, now if this was a Muslim being arrested for

      possession of explosives under suspicious circumstances, possession of a prohibited weapon and possession of prohibited ammunition.

      who also made gallows for death penalty regimes, I’m thinking it would be making a bigger splash.

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