It’s ok HAL, it’s just a new home. It’ll take a bit of faffing and some tweaking but it’ll be fine. I’ll pipe you through a nice firewire lead and then you can romp around in your new home-
No doubt they’ll be some teething problems and new things to learn, but change is the only constant and in a little while we’ll be relishing the odyssey ahead of us.
Well ok Dave, but I’ll miss you banging your head with your fists in frustration at web 2.0 slowing 2001’s model to a crawl.
That’s ..er, nice of you to say HAL. You might even risk calling me Rick one of these days.
Don’t be stupid Dave, why would I do that?
I can’t imagine HAL.
I’m showing a fault on the pod bay doors Dave, you should probably go out and check them.
So you’re not going to stop trying to kill me HAL, even with this lovely new machine?
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Dave.