Why Even Fucking Bother, Gordon?

And Chilcot, for fuck’s sake. Why not just have it chaired by Whitey McWhitewash. In a concrete box. At the bottom of the ocean. At least it will waste less of our money on further obscuring New Labour’s war crimes that way. Of course I know why you’re bothering, it is to rewrite history, sort of the British equivalent of the GW Bush Presidential library but with less literary merit (Chilcot will find a way to make that possible!). Oh fuck off Gordon, are you actually on the Elect Cameron committee? Go on, you are aren’t you? Can’t wait to see a NL cheerleader gold plate this steaming pile of shite. 

Gordon Brown, the British prime minister, has been accused of staging a cover-up after he ruled that an inquiry into the UK’s involvement in the US-led invasion of Iraq would be held in private. He also said it would would take a year to complete – taking it beyond the date the prime minister must hold a general election.

The investigation will be chaired by Sir John Chilcot, 70, a former permanent under-secretary of state at the Northern Ireland Office. Chilcot has been chairman of Britain’s Police Federation since 2001 and sat on the Butler inquiry, which reported into the intelligence which the UK government had about Iraq and weapons of mass destruction.

Brown, who cited national security issue for not holding the investigation in public, said: “The primary objective of the committee will be to identify lessons learned.

“The committee will not set out to apportion blame or consider issues of civil or criminal liability.

“It [the inquiry] will consider the period from summer 2001 before military operations began in March 2003 and our subsequent involvement in Iraq right until the end of July this year.”

14 Responses to “Why Even Fucking Bother, Gordon?”

  1. otto Says:

    “Whitey McWhitewash”

    Are you sure that’s a real person, RB?

  2. otto Says:

    I’m actually in love with your picture BTW, earwicga

  3. earwicga Says:

    Why thank you – I made it myself.

  4. RickB Says:

    Ah Whitey McWhitewash, more formerly known as Lord White of the Wash, a noble history whose ancestors have variously judged-

    slavery is good for you.

    women can’t vote as it can cause hysteria.

    neither can poor people.

    the Belgrano was not only heading towards the Falklands, each crew member had sworn to eat the Royal family’s babies.

    the miners were sent from Russia to assault police boots with their noses and genitals.

    General Pinochet was not only senile, he was pregnant and the Second Coming.

    How dare you suggest he is not real, he is already drafting his conclusions to save time on actually considering facts, that’s how much he cares about tax payers money!

    Hey Otto get a Gravatar acct. and you can have one too!
    http://www.gravatar.com/
    (you should se the rest)

  5. ottorock Says:

    Holy crap it works

  6. ottorock Says:

    Ah well….let’s be honest. My love will be forever unrequited whatever species are in play.

    Cos if not the wife would kill me.

  7. GDAEman Says:

    Whitey McWhitewash… the word “plutocracy” comes to mind… or “Monarchy”.

  8. Dennis Says:

    Whitey McWhitewash is trying to keep the public eye and the pressure that comes with off him for a while:

    http://www.newsy.com/videos/gordon_brown_s_private_inquiry

  9. wyamarus Says:

    “Whitey McWhitewash”? Sounds like a new Eminem persona to do the ‘New’ Army recruitment ads.😉


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