It’s really the most absurdist lacerating satire-
“Part of the headlines should be … astonishing operation pulled off by the Met who did a first-class job,” he said.
Please stop, oh my aching sides, is this a new method of delivering police brutality?
“The overwhelming majority of officers, whatever the stress or provocation, carried out their duties in a professional manner and I want to give them credit for what they achieved.”
The provocation of doing their job without thumping people? Oh you cheeky monkey.
Stephenson said the Met had never misled anyone in the aftermath of Tomlinson’s death.
Now this one I think needs an extra line maybe- except with a fake post mortem! Ta-da!
Picking out the territorial support group (TSG) – which is at the centre of two IPCC investigations into Ian Tomlinson’s death and an assault on a woman protester – Stephenson said it was a specialist unit the Met relied on.
…to kill people!
Stephenson said he had received acknowledgment from police forces internationally for what the Met achieved during the G20.
I think they cut this one short, I’m sure he goes on to say, forces in Zimbabwe, North Korea and Burma!
Well don’t give up the day job ‘Sir’ Paulie but there is hope, even a fascist buffoon can be mayor nowadays! Meanwhile the Manchester force are staging a farce showing terrorists are so cunning these days they escape punishment by not being terrorists, the blighters!