Porn, Coke…Bailout!

GodlessLiberalHomo is investing in comedy gold, he says-

A Day in the Life of a Typical Wall St. Exec or Broker

Wall St. firms try to create this image of solidity and rectitude. However, having lived in NYC for a while, this is the image I have gotten of these people.

7:00-8:00 AM
Arrive at office. Eat free breakfast provided by employer. Skim quickly over financial sites.

8:00-10:00 AM
Snort coke and masturbate to Internet porn.

10:00 AM – 12:00 Noon
Make sales calls (broker). Attend meeting (executive).

12:00 Noon – 2:00 PM
Have long lunch with several alcoholic beverages with Wall St. colleagues.

2:00 – 4:00 PM
Snort coke and masturbate to Internet porn. Make an occasional trade to look busy. Fill out form to get reimbursed for lunch.

4:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Make sales calls (broker). Attend meeting (executive).

5:00 – 7:00 PM
Snort coke and masturbate to Internet porn. Take short breaks to eat free food provided by employer.

7:00 PM – 8:00 PM
Sober up somewhat on train to suburbs.

3 Responses to “Porn, Coke…Bailout!”

  1. libhomo Says:

    Thanks for the publicity.

  2. Robert Says:

    Sounds a bit like Labour party day in the life of an MP’

  3. RickB Says:

    GLH- My pleasure, seems a pretty realistic assessment to me.

    Robert- Thanks for commenting, yes works for a wide range of corporate scumbags!


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