GodlessLiberalHomo is investing in comedy gold, he says-
A Day in the Life of a Typical Wall St. Exec or Broker
Wall St. firms try to create this image of solidity and rectitude. However, having lived in NYC for a while, this is the image I have gotten of these people.
7:00-8:00 AM
Arrive at office. Eat free breakfast provided by employer. Skim quickly over financial sites.
8:00-10:00 AM
Snort coke and masturbate to Internet porn.
10:00 AM – 12:00 Noon
Make sales calls (broker). Attend meeting (executive).
12:00 Noon – 2:00 PM
Have long lunch with several alcoholic beverages with Wall St. colleagues.
2:00 – 4:00 PM
Snort coke and masturbate to Internet porn. Make an occasional trade to look busy. Fill out form to get reimbursed for lunch.
4:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Make sales calls (broker). Attend meeting (executive).
5:00 – 7:00 PM
Snort coke and masturbate to Internet porn. Take short breaks to eat free food provided by employer.
7:00 PM – 8:00 PM
Sober up somewhat on train to suburbs.