Never let it be said I won’t offend an entire religion just for a cheap joke. But anyway… Christianists are busy reinterpreting the historical novel known as ‘The Bible’ to reshape Jesus from a revolutionary who threw the money lenders out to a Rambo-esque warrior to lead their crusade. Eejits.
Many rebel leaders have been tortured to death, or assassinated by the state. At Blairwatch today they post up Martin Luther King’s A Time to Break Silence. Better for you than chocolate eggs. For my part I shall quote one of my own personal heroes (you thought I was going for a personal jesus/depeche mode joke there, go on admit it you did. Ok I almost was, but I demurred at the last second) Kurt Vonnegut-
“Take Care of the People, and God Almighty Will Take Care of Himself.”