As noted elsewhere, he’s converting just in time to obtain a Get Out of Purgatory Free card, so by his new beliefs he’ll be all absolved an’ shit of being a huge warmongering criminal mass murderer. Frankly this might seem simplistic and unfair (stop sniggering) but…a conservative reactionary ex-Hitler Youth, ex-Inquisition Pope selling clean souls to war criminals…are all my calendars just wrong? They say 2007, I have a computer, plastic things, electricity! Doesn’t seem like the fifteenth century, yet…
Even for an atheist this does kind of make me wish the one true faith is Islam, the look on Tony’s face when he finds that out…priceless.
