Muscular Christianity?

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Never let it be said I won’t offend an entire religion just for a cheap joke. But anyway… Christianists are busy reinterpreting the historical novel known as ‘The Bible’ to reshape Jesus from a revolutionary who threw the money lenders out to a Rambo-esque warrior to lead their crusade. Eejits.

Many rebel leaders have been tortured to death, or assassinated by the state. At Blairwatch today they post up Martin Luther King’s A Time to Break Silence. Better for you than chocolate eggs. For my part I shall quote one of my own personal heroes (you thought I was going for a personal jesus/depeche mode joke there, go on admit it you did. Ok I almost was, but I demurred at the last second) Kurt Vonnegut-

“Take Care of the People, and God Almighty Will Take Care of Himself.”

Peace.

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9 Responses to “Muscular Christianity?”

  1. Thorne Says:

    Much love and laughter from a fellow Vonnegut fan!! You rock!!

  2. RickB Says:

    No, you rock! Boko-maru for everyone!

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  6. Carson Park Ranger Says:

    Jesus looks like the Governor of California.
    Does he also have a German accent?

  7. RickB Says:

    Hey thanks for stopping by and commenting.
    Well given where he allegedly grew up probably more a hebrew tinged Palestinian I would surmise, although he has appeared in quite a few movies so he has that in common.

  8. ralfast Says:

    Why is it that the lyrics of I Will Survive just popped into my mind when I saw the pic?

  9. XIvanx Says:

    Cool “Mighty Jesus”


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